Or so they say...

Unfortunately, I’m (again) delayed in posting the newest chapter of ‘Coffee & Cowboys’.
The last month has been a real rollercoaster, my Dad went into hospital early April, and visiting daily has wiped out my time and energy for writing. He went into hospice late April, and passed away on the 30th…

Once everything is a bit more settled, I’ll get back to the regular schedule, but I just wanted to keep everyone informed… 

asexual-amanita:

Please please please let your kids ask questions about disabled people. Nothing makes me more sad than a parent shying away and avoiding an opportunity to educate their kid about disabilities.

If you don’t know the answer, you can either look it up, or respectfully ask the person your kid’s asking about. There’s also tons of online forums where you can ask real disabled people. Curious kids turn into educated adults. Let your kid ask questions.

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

there’s been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny

i’m talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY

nevermind they did something funnier let’s chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that’s the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that’s the sound of my tiny chainsaw

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

texasbama:

Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary

mellifluouscountess:

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish… And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

openingadoor:

The internet is an evil place where you will meet the Greatest people of All Time

powerburial:

for every 1 minutes of work, grant yourself 100 minutes of unrewarding aimless phone time

big-ole-katydid:

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

colossalfauna-moved-deactivated:

colossalfauna-moved-deactivated:

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you’re all aetheists

white people can, should, and will reblog this.

tvandfilm:

Pan’s Labyrinth
dir. Guillermo del Toro | 2006

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

The dogs were named LUNCH and BOX

playa-pariah:

Crimson Peak work in progress